Now, now, good Friar!
IS THAT any way for an "executive" of this fine fraternal order here(that's generically speaking of course ladies...I didn't forget about you) to behave?!!!
Why, at this rate you'll have us Triumph owners being seen as elitist snobs whose intolerant views about what constitutes a "real motorcycle" AND a "real motorcyclist" seem as bad as those OTHER PEOPLE!
Yeah! YOU know who I'm talkin' about!
NOOOO! NOT those beanie helmet wearing, LOUD as hell open straight-piped HEAR me AND LOOK at me types!
I'm talkin' about the BEEMER set, you friggin' idiot!!!!

Cheers,
Dwight