Beanache,
Tell us about all the wrestling records you broke in college...and about your favorite move, the groin hold! Beanache often fantasizes about the "glory days" and how much he enjoyed the sport of wrestling, rolling around on the floor in skimpy clothes with other men sweating all over him. Its at that point in our conversation that I get a little sick and walk out before he goes into any greater "details".
If you think thats bad you should hear him when he talks about the locker room, UGH!
