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I walk out side and see the chick next door and her friend are trying to take the globe off the porch light to change the bulb. They are having some trouble, so I ask if they need help. They are greatful for the help, so I run off and grab some pliers. As I am taking off the globe, one of the girls sees my college ring. "Wow, class of 91, I am class of 04" "Yeah, I'm an old guy" "But your an nice one" 
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So, you're about my older son's age (HS class of '86). Theory of relativity working in this thread......<chuckle>
I was at the the community spa some months back, and a fellow said to me, "Parden me, young fellow."
I've mentioned at the place I volunteer, to the folks who also volunteer there, that my wife still works a regular job, as she is so young - 58. They always answer to the effect that, yes, that's very young.
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Theory of relativity, PapaDean???!!!  What gives??? I don't recall Einstein EVER scribling...(are ya ready for this)...E=mc/squareoldfart!!!  Cheers, Dwight (thank you...thank you...I'm here every sunday "open-mike night"....and with jokes like this, that's probably where I'll stay)   
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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So, Jack, How many graduates of your alma mater does it take to change a light bulb?
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So, Jack, How many graduates of your alma mater does it take to change a light bulb?
While Jack is thinking over the answer to this one, I'd like to pose the following:
How many cowboys does it take to change a lightbulb?
5 - 1 to change the bulb, while the other 4 sing about how much they're going to miss the old one.
btw, I'm not sure if I correctly understand the term "hijacking a thread", but I wonder if that's what I just did??? If so, apologies, and please move or remove as necessary.
'02 Blk/Slvr BA, Jireh fishtails, Freak, no AI, 160/42, 18T
She is the Beauty, I am the Beast.
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How many bikers does it take to change one?
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None, bikers are tough, they're not afraid of the dark. 
Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python
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None, bikers are tough, they're not afraid of the dark.
And if they ride old Brit bikes with Lucas Lighting, they just assume the lights are for show only, as they never actually work...
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None, bikers are tough, they're not afraid of the dark.
And if they ride old Brit bikes with Lucas Lighting, they just assume the lights are for show only, as they never actually work...
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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What was the wattage on the girls' bulb's (.)(.)
Man, you must be fast because you were haulin' A$$ when I passed you back there. . .
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