O.K. I'm heading to Canada for a few months, attain my citizenship, then sneak back across the border here. Get caught, pay my $750.00 fine, send the kids to school, take care of some medical issues I've been putting off, and ask the State to help feed me and the kids, move into section 8 housing. I figure I can make a pretty good living mowing lawns and such if I don't have to give 1/3 of my check to the tax man, pay full price for housing, have most of my food purchased for me, and get free medical. Yep I'm going to work on my accent now.
