So, there y'are, PES. You and your Triumph are "better balanced" than both the wanker and his silly little "starter Harley."
Tell him he has a "really cute little Harley," and then ask him what he did with the training wheels when he took them off. As a capper, mention that you had seem a "Modern Marvels" segment on the history channel about how Harley originally introduced the 883 to try and gain market share with women riders, but they soon found that women preferred something with a little more "oomph" behind it, so they developed the 1200 to better compete with other bikes like the Triumph.
