I dropped mine several weeks ago. Inside the garage - no witnesses. I returned about 9 pm from a short clear-the-cobwebs ride, pulled inside my very crowded garage and my foot slipped off the sidestand. Down I went, pinned between a stack of drywall and the bike. It took more than a couple of minutes to extricate myself. I tried lifting from the front and the back but there was just no way to get between the bike and the drywall to apply the leverage necessary to right the bike. And since I'd just filled the tank, fuel was coming out of the filler.
I had to go limping in search of a neighbor and it seemed ONLY WIVES WERE HOME! One neighbor had just returned home that morning from having his appendix removed, wanted to help, but that was out. His wife offered to help, but I just couldn't. I finally found someone and it was short work. No damage, except the windscreen plastic was bent - a day out in the sun straightened that out, (shoutout to Clearview), some holes in the drywall and a couple of days to air the gasoline vapors out of the garage where the LP fired water heater lives. But embarrassing? YES! And a week + of ankle pain to serve as a daily reminder.
