We all know why Harley riders don't wave back: Scared of voiding the warranty, afraid to let go of the handgrips incase the vibrate off, can't really tell if the other rideris waving or just trying to cover their ears and so on. But why don't the BMW riders wave back? Well I found the answers today! Enjoy
Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don't Wave Back
10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 900 mile ride has made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from $8000 worth of approaching bolt-on chrome momentarily blinded him..
6. The espresso machine just finished brewing.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and BMW accessories dealer to buy BMW chrome pegs.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the windshield height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.
