You do of course realise ( not realize) the profound superfluity contained in your own name.
Presumably you should now be referring to yourself as.....
Dwite
HUH?! (or as they say in Canada, "EH?!")
Ooooh, YOU must be under the impression that I pronounce my first name just like that Eisenhower dude did HIS! And so THAT'S why you must've said this, huh...errr...EH?!
Why NO, I pronounce MY name JUST like it's spelled, and with BOTH that 'G' AND that 'H' fully pronounced and not silent.
Yep, it's sounds like "DWI-g(ee)-h(i)t" when I say it! Uh-huh, with three full syllables, and not sounding at ALL like Ike pronounced HIS with only one syllable.
So glad we could straighten this out.
(...and now, what else shall we talk about here?...oh, I've got IT...how about how you guys over there for some strange reason have always reversed the 'E' and the 'R' in words like "theater" and "center"?...that's always a good one too, ya know)
