Hey! I gots me an idea here, guys!
Siggy,
Seein' as y'all seems to know a lot about this here hodgepodge of a language known as English, how's about helpin' out our good ol' boy who's doin' his level best to mangle it every time he opens those thin little crooked white boy lips o' his.
Yep! I be talkin' 'bout a certain Pres-SEE-dent of this here fair land.
I reckon that if Dubya's a willin' to learn to speak somethin' even CLOSE to resemblin' this here language we all speak,(well okay, maybe not ALL of us, maybe only HALF of the people of L.A. nowdays, that is), maybe jus' maybe, that there boy could learn ta communicate with the people that may not tend to agree wit' him 'bout some things.
The way ah figures it, this at least could begin the process o' makin' him look juuuuuust a bit less like one o' them "hayseeds" that just fell off the turnip-truck, if y'all knows what ah mean!
Are you up for this Siggy-Baby???.....I know, it's a tall order, huh?!
My suggestion....start by having him crack open a friggin' Funk and Wagnall.
And while you're at it, can you please help him with that little misconception that he harbors about "thinkin' with his heart". Maybe you can point out to him that that other organ situated between his ears is where that particular function is supposed to begin.
Cheers,
Dwight
(BTW...you should forget about making a side trip to Massachusetts on your way to D.C. with any intent about helping out Sen.Kerry...I don't think even YOU could teach certain people to be BOLD and train them how to tell some people to f*** off when they need to hear that expression)
