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Apparently you're not allowed to eat pre- prepared food with the cathedral precincts.
It causes offence to all the lunchpacks of Notre Dame



Yeah, I've heard this too, Alan!

And, ALSO that all quarterbacks, halfbacks and fullbacks who play or have ever played for Notre Dame, are restricted from practicing their plays while under the roof of this cathedral.

(...they're OffenSive positions in American-style football, ya know...a game where the players are actually FREE to use their hands while on the playing field...I believe this sort of thing is even written within our Constitution over here, in fact)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)