They should just install a plug in the ignition switch with a tag that says, "Throughout the manual we have enclosed hints on how to remove this plug. If you want to ride, read the manual and learn how to get the plug out of the keyhole."

On the other hand, I read the manual for the '54 Triumph just because I enjoyed the Britishisms in the text. Like, in the chapter on starting off and going through the gears. "Raise the shifting lever fully with the right toe to change to the next gear. Release the clutch lever, smartly this time."

Don't need no dam stickers if the book is fun to read!


Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python