On the way back from the doctor, saw some fool who just bought a new Camaro. He got a bit too enthusiastic coming out of the dealer and ended up facing back into the driveway he was trying to exit with about 60 bucks worth of tire embedded in the pavement.. He sat there a few seconds assembling his poo (getting his s___ together) and spun the rear of his car to get aligned with the street and took off about 75 in a 45 zone. There was a cop coming the other way who saw all this and was waiting for him in the 2 way turn lane.
So, the cop pulled him over and wrote him up for so many offenses he had to continue it on the next ticket.


Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python