Yeah sure, we haven't had a joke thread for a while.
Dolly Parton and the Queen of England both coincidentally die on the same day. They meet St. Peter at the Gates and St Peter tells them, "Well, both you ladies are acceptable here in Heaven but, we have a problem. We've already nearly filled our quota for celebrities this month, so I can only let one of you in today. You'll have to impress me with something so I can choose one of you." So Dolly opened her blouse up and St. Peter exclaimed, "Very impressive!" Then, the Queen walked over to a bathroom and flushed the toilet. She came back and St.Peter said, "That's it, come on in, your Majesty!" Dolly immediatly protested but St. Peter pointed out, "Now Dolly, everybody knows a Royal Flush beats two of a kind!"
