If you think that's bad, try the works of Peter Tinniswood.
I'll just give you one quote concerning Belgians
" Eaters of horse flesh, they let us down in two world wars. They're hopeless at golf. They drive on the wrong side of the road, and they're forever yodelling about their blasted fiords and their loathsome fretwork egg-timers."
Oh and I'm off there tomorrow on the bike.
( and I like the Belgians)
