I’ve seen his operation first hand. He has about 15 illegals in his basement.
All smuggled in from Canada in his minivan.
They’re in ankle chains and they get thrown dry bread to fight over every few days, when he remembers.
Hearing their nightmarish cries of “take off, ya Hoser” is enough to bring a man to tears.

True story.
Don’t tell anyone, eh?

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