I remember when my friend Cousin Jimmy was still alive his cousin left his Honda in his garage because it started to pour outside and he didn't want to ride it home. Jimmy spread rice on the floor under it and then yelled at him when he came to get the bike because it had leaked all over his garage floor.

I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!