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Ah yes, "Richard dee turd" as the Irish pronounce it.

I was forced to learn "the Merchant of Venice" when I was at school that finished me with "the bard"



Then you'll appreciate this......I used to own a Reliant Rialto car.....and once phoned the garage with the immortal lines..." Hail Bassanio, what news on The Rialto?"
" Er,my names Ted."
Pearls before swine.

Now that got me LMAO