Step 1: Stop by local store and pick up a 6 pack of your favorite brew.
Step 2: Place said brew in small cooler and add ice.
Step 3: While brew is chilling park bike in semi shady spot near a water hose.
Step 4: Get a comfortable camp or lawn chair and place cooler next to it. May want to grab as snack as well.
Step 5: Have wife or girlfriend get dressed in their most comfortable bikini. (This is very important so as we don't have any metal or hard plastic buttons close to painted or chromed surfaces)
Step 6: Have said wife or girlfriend fetch appropriate bucket, wash cloth, microtowel, mitts, wax, etc.
Step 7: Sit back in most comfortable chair, crack open a cold one and give directions as needed.(You will find in some instances these directions will take longer to understand than others, if this happens refer back to step 1 and make it case.)
