If you catch a cop in a good mood, maybe on payday, you might be able to get him to give you a free reading for a box of donuts.
On my last job, I used to commute some 40 miles on hte freeway. To pass the time, I would try to keep tabs on someone driving like an idiot. On one trip, some fool started out behind me. I counted 37 or 38 lane changes that included about 15 near misses and he ended up 3 cars behind where he was.
