I like what the army issued when I was in the service. I've only seen one M1 failure but it didn't happen 'cause the powers told us it couldn't. The seer wore down just enough that the jar of the bold slamming home caused it to release. Target popped up, GI squeezed the trigger and.... bangbangbang all 8 rounds fired. 'Course it's impossible for the M1 to ever autofire, so it didn't really happen and we were told to shut up about it.

Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python