I never touch the stuff, but as a historian one would have to taste er I mean know about all of them. How many medium to large cities had lots and lots of breweries, KC had like more than 10 with actual refrigerated plumbing under the streets to supply bars.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. H. L. Mencken