Ya know guys....America, and Madison Avenue in particular, has mastered the art of the deal, and can sell to a gullible public everything from cigarettes to Twinkies to HUMMERS(and I'm almost sure many of my Triumph riding friends here would include a certain "Motor Company"'s products on this short list)

BUT, for some reason, we sometimes can't seem to sell our ideals to a large number of people in certain parts of this wide world.(at least that's what Allah told me)

So I figured all we needed was a good slogan. An easy to remember advertizement that we can show around the world in order to have those who may harbor some ill feelings toward us here see that we REALLY ARE a shining beacon of hope.

And so, how's about THIS sure-fire one........

"AMERICA....20 MILLION ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CAN'T BE WRONG!"

Cheers,
Dwight
(with apologies to comedian Richard Jeni)

Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)