this was in my inbox thought it might fit in this thread...
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit
Mexico.
Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where
to start
with asking for help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other Latin American countries ar e sending supplies.
The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone, is sending five million
replacement
Mexicans.