Yeah! Larry's got a good idea here, Martin!

OR maybe, you can hide out from the Feds in boring-as-hell Iowa for a time.

Those Federal Immigration agents will NEVER think of lookin' for ya THERE, dude!

(...'cause who in their right mind WOULD wanna live there, RIGHT?!!)


Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)