Thanks Paul.

Dwight used "Mr." in the heading.Threw everyone off I guess.

"It's that..[insert adjective]..Findlay's birthday" everyone would have known.

Dinosaur.

"Oh Man I only ride 'em.I don't know what makes 'em work". Donald "Oddball" Sutherland

"Don't let the bastards get you down". Kris Kristofferson

"I am only paranoid because everyone is against me". Larry [Frank Burns] Linville