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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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Re: College Bowl Games
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Worn Saddle
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I gotta be gettin old. These women all looked like teenagers to me. 
Fidelis et Fortis
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I gotta be gettin old. These women all looked like teenagers to me.
That's why it's "Look, don't touch" and there is security on the field. 
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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Fe Butt
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I walked in a bar and everyone was screaming pedophile at me. I think they were just jealous since I am 50 and my wife is 23. We were there celebrating our 10th anniversary. 
I learned all I need to know about life by killing smart people and eating their brains.
Eat right ,Exercise ,Stay fit, Die Anyway!
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3/4 Throttle
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It is pretty sad when your pick up line is: Excuse me young lady, but you are on my bucket list and.......... 
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It's surprising, but maybe not, how we see things differently in different contexts. Hot college cheerleaders are "like teenagers", but college girls are the same ages of the Playboy centerfolds we grew up with.
Of course at my age, gals in their early 40s look like teenagers to me.
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
H. L. Mencken
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Bar Shake
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I walked in a bar and everyone was screaming pedophile at me. I think they were just jealous since I am 50 and my wife is 23. We were there celebrating our 10th anniversary.
23???  So Ian, when you got your marriage license did they automatically put you on the sex offender registry also? 
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3/4 Throttle
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Road Rash Heals. Freckles Grow Back. Ride
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Monkey Butt
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It's surprising, but maybe not, how we see things differently in different contexts. Hot college cheerleaders are "like teenagers", but college girls are the same ages of the Playboy centerfolds we grew up with.
Of course at my age, gals in their early 40s look like teenagers to me.
You know you're getting old when grandmothers look hot! 
We all like to think of ourselves as rugged individualists. But when push comes to shove most of us are sheep who do what we are told. Worst of all, a lot of us become unpaid agents of whoever is controlling the agenda by enforcing the current dogma on the few rugged individualists who actually exist.
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