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Beginning of a Tradition
#574921 12/21/2015 12:08 PM
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular

ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and

two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the

ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to

the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his

frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces

all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off

the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there

stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful

tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not very many people know this.


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Re: Beginning of a Tradition
The_Dog33 #574922 12/22/2015 11:54 AM
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Haha good one. Gotta tell that one to my grandchildren they will like it.


You may say I'm a dreamer but I'm not the only one John Lennon Imagine Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty, anyone who keeps learning stays young, the greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. Henry Ford
Re: Beginning of a Tradition
The_Dog33 #574923 12/22/2015 4:03 PM
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Well done!


Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. H. L. Mencken

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