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My left turn signal has been on since the 70s.

Then it sounds as if, and now that you're retiring Ed, you might just wanna consider a move to Florida and where I understand most all the retirees drive around with their turn indicators blinking for miles on end.
(...seems you'd fit right in) 
Yep! Just like a good Single Malt Scotch, you might call me "an acquired taste" TOO.(among the many OTHER things you may care to call me, of course)
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