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Had to fly from Indy to Baltimore today on business. After eating lunch at the Airport I heard my name over the PA to board the flight. The flight attendant asked why I was late. Not having a good answer I told her I am Veteran.
Her reply. Drop and give me 20.
I said how about I just find a seat. 
Nu uh, you made that up.  If a stewardess told me to drop and give her 20 I would probably ask if I could give her a note from my Dr. instead, or maybe drinks and dinner later, if she wasn't too ugly. 
"Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary" Author unknown
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