There are three parts of texas, the flat part, the wet part, and the dry part. We have two seasons, rainy, and dry. There is three kinds of women, ones that don't speak English, ones that dont speak espanol, and the ones that don't speak either. They are all mean or crazy. Long horn cattle may look nicer but they are meaner than the women. Everyone drives trucks ....faster than NASCAR , and you are more likely to be killed on the highway in Houston than in the Iraqi war.
