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Don't believe him, there are no cars in Iowa, only tractors and corn and blue wheat. I did see a motorcycle with Iowa plates once. As for women well, mid west women are generally as wide as they are tall. The good news is they don't tend to be very tall.
I ventured west of Chicago once, did you ever see children of the corn? I turned and drove south till I hit water then backed up till I couldn't smell fish. that's how I ended up in Houston.

Waaaaalll..., anywheres better'n Texas. Theys only got two things come outa Texas, steers and queers. And I never did see no horns on Chad! Corse, if'n ya spend enough time ridin the roads (dirt paths) in Texas, most of which is desert, them cows look mighty friendly after being "horned" by a Texas woman!

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