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I beg to differ with my esteemed coleague, Dave, (idiot  ) about the midwest being boring and flat. My neck of the woods, which is just 100 miles north of Dave, is full of gently rolling hills and long sweeping curves. But I do agree with him that any northern route is gonna be nicer riding. And to one up Dave, if'n you want to come by MY place on your ride, here in the southwest corner of Iowa, I'll show you around some nice "river roads". AND, I'll find some women for you. AND, I'll buy you a new car! THERE!, top THAT St. Louis! 
it's more like 200 miles, who's the idiot now!?
Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.
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