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When your wife buys you a new riding lawnmower, leaf blower, snow blower etc, you consider it a pretty good deal. But, if you buy her a vacuum cleaner or dish washer, etc you are in trouble. What's up with that? Not that, after forty years of marriage I'd ever do THAT again!




They only buy you those things so you can finish up the yard work sooner. Then you can take her to the mall.

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We just had our 20th wedding anniversary.




Congratulations on the Anniversary.