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We just had our 20th wedding anniversary. I bought the wife an elliptical machine. In my defense though, it is a very good elliptical machine
Are you calling her fat?!
What's wrong with loving fat women?
I have no faith in human perfectability. I think that human exertion will have no appreciable effect upon humanity. Man is now only more active - not more happy - nor more wise, than he was 6000 years ago.
Edgar Allan Poe
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