I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea, the java and me,
a cup a cup a cup boy.
well slip me a slug from that wonderful mug
and I'll cut a rug and end up snug in the jug.

There is a hard drink I used to like, equal parts kaluah, vodka and pepermint snaps. Goes down easy, and you don't notice the full effect 'till you try to stand up.

Let's hope there's intelligent life somewhere in space 'cause it's buggar all down here. -- Monte Python