Black coffee and unsweet tea. About once every month or two I'll swing through McDonalds and pick up a "Senior" Diet Coke for the outrageous price of 39 cents. Water only (w/fresh lemon) with food. Food is my poison. I like all the things that aren't healthy.

Alcohol? Not in about 30 years. No particular reason, no agenda, just stopped. I do make exception for the occasional sip of Communion wine.