We rented a Harley in San Francisco some years back, the traffic was not bad at all. Motorcycle parking there is usually free as well, and you can split lanes. We ended up riding the coastal highway to John Muir Forest, then out to Sonoma and Napa Valley, and Sausalito. I have wanted to return there on my own bike ever since then.

Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.