A cell phone that makes/answers calls? Unheard of! Blasphemy!
I have such a thing, but it seems to be the last of its kind. I just did a search on it and they only offer camera/mp3/etc phones now. I think it's an Islamic plot to make us kill each other off by driving under the influence.
By the way, I only switch the bloody thing on maybe once a month or two when I have to take the subway and bus home to let the OL know when to come get me.