Being a shade tree mechanic, I have monkey shirts. Well, last Thursday I was changing Vera's oil out and a neighbor walked up and started talking to Lynn. "Nice Harley" the neighbor says. Lynn, "That's not a hardley" Me? I look at my grease monkey shirt. A black hardley t-shirt.

What model is your Harley? Why it is a WTF Triumph.
I would never dream of wearing a trump shirt while wrenching...Well, except for triumph dealers that are a-holes. Like the House of Power in Palm Bay. Their T is nice. Holds vital fluids well. Cycle Riders too, but I don't have any of their T's.