Northbound, 72 mph, on-coming 18 wheeler on 2 lane road, enter Mr. Screwy Squirrel. He bolts out in front of me, across the path of the truck, back across the other way toward me, sliding sideways from the wind turbulence of the truck, spinning 360 degrees, then using front paws only (rear paws simply "spinning") scurrys back in front of me, missing him by inches and off where he came from, never even being touched. Had to remove tears from eyes from laughing so hard...
