I was on an Alitalia flight yesterday coming out of Rome.
Who should come down the aisle and sit in seat beside me but the Pope. The Pope! He exchanged greetings and as we took off he took out a newspaper and started doing a crossword puzzel. About a half hour into the flight the Pope turns to me and says he is stuck. He asked did I have any idea of another word for a women with 4 letters ending in _UNT. This is the Pope so I can't tell him what I am thinking. I say let me think about that for a minute. About ten minutes later I say to the Pope. How about Aunt. OH! he says Do you have an eraser?
