I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."
His buddy says: Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
She's after me 3 and 4 times a day. She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go
to work, when I come home she's tearing my shirt of as I come through the door.
She's got her hands down my pants after dinner. She even joins me in the shower
almost every night. I just don't know what to do."
A fellow in his 70s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,
Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that ******."
