A minister is driving to New York to see a show when he is stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and sees an empty wine bottle on the floor.
"Sir, have you been drinking?" he asks.
"Just water", the minister answers.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The minister looks down at the bottle and says; "Good Lord, He's done it again!"
An old classic from a Lutheran church bulletin.
