A farmer had some chickens and a rooster. The rooster was getting on a bit and the farmer decided that he would get a younger rooster now so that when the old one passed he would already have one on hand.(jump forward in time one week). The farmer introduce's the new rooster to the hens. The old rooster comes up to him and says "there are only enough hens for one of us so I will race you around the barn and the winner gets the hens". The young rooster thinks this is great. He thinks to himself " Easy, I'm much younger and will beat him easy". The old rooster says " since I am old can I have a head start?" The young rooster says " sure" thinking "I can still beat him easily". So off they go- the old rooster first then after about a minute the young one. They round the corner with the old rooster leading and the young one gaining quickly, when BOOOM..... the farmer shoots the young rooster! "Damn!!! thats the third Queer rooster I've had to shoot this week!!!" 
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