A guy decides to rob a bank because he is at the end of his rope financially. He gets a gun and practices his lines for when he walks into the bank. He wants to sound like a real hard case robber when actually he is scared to death.
As he enters the bank he pulls out his gun and fires a shot in the ceiling. Then with a nervous voice he yells.
Alright all you motherstickers, this is a fu!@Cup, put all your brains in this bag or I will blow your money out.