I salute you sir!
First, you dropped the dealership's brand new Scout (probably the only one they had) right in front of the salesman. Any part damaged might take a while to get, I know it was only $25 but did he tell you what his service department was going to charge in labor?
Second, we all know it happens but you actually told everyone about it! That's like farting in an elevator then raising your hand and claiming responsibility.
Cool