OH COME ON DWIGHT, FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!!! EVERYBODY knows that Saddam and Osama were practically drinking buddies and spent every weekend together plotting!!! I'm sure there's intel somewhere that shows that. And well, even though we had Iraq under continuous reconnaisance and had MASSIVE air superiority so that pretty much anything big enough to haul more than a bucket of manure was a target, we all KNOW that they snuck their entire WMD program into Syria (still not sure why none of them have been brought to bear on our troops if it's so easy to move back and forth under our noses, instead of wasting time with piddly little car bombs, but I'm sure someone more learned and in the know could fill me in!) or buried them in the sand (after all, we all know how SIMPLE it is to bury an semi-trailer, or SCUD missile and launcher or 50,000 artillery shells, why my 6 year old could do it before I knew what had happened!)
