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With tongue planted firmly in cheek, I offer the following:

While peeling an orange the other day, some juice squirted me in the eye. OUCH! Son of a be-otch!!!

Sooooooooo,
oranges = fruit = pain
ergo
fruit = pain

Therefore, all fruit should be eliminated with extreme prejudice!!!!

(especially yota)

the logic is flawless