Get a 04 Thruxton with clip-ons and rearsets, get up early and ride it hard on a short route for an hour. Then ride your Speedy/America, you'll think you're riding a Lincoln.

Who doesn't want a T-Bird? Well except Dwight, because of "fins".

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. H. L. Mencken