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I already like ice hockey. Here we don't ever get ice so we play it by strapping a pair of goats to our feet and we use petrified sheep dung for a puck and we play it in a field surrounded by barbed wire. Concept is still the same, someone gets slammed into the fence and then they throw their gloves down and fight.

I'll have to show you my classic shirt pull over the head trick it works well if the opponent it shorter or shorter goats.